Hi I’m Lu, but you may know me as Lesbee or Bee
Also I don’t really do dnis but don’t talk to me about the cc dream. fuck that guy. His minecraft oc is fine though
she/her
softblocking will go over my head i will just assume i forgot to follow or unfollowed on accident. block me or dm me letting me know you’d like me to stop interacting
Side Blog(s): @murdercatdesign, @lesbee-blocks, @skilatilu-arts
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If you work a tipped job literally make up a silly name for yourself and people will think you’re so much more charismatic and personable for the exact same service. People are soo much nicer and tip me better when I say my names Melon. They fucking love it all I gotta say is yup that’s my real name. my parents are huge hippies. I know fucking insane right. Fucking stupid. With a straight face and especially the old people they have to fan themselves they get so excited
If you deal with a ton of unbearable older white men and/or normal dog owners, call yourself Maverick
With older white men, you will hijack their brains into Toxic Masculine Nostalgia, typically about either Top Gun or some old cowboy show, and they will adore you from the childhood boyish part of themselves that want desperately to be named Maverick as well.
With dog owners, you have a 1/20th chance to have the same same as their dog.
clingyduoapologist asked:
If we put all innitsonas in a battle royale who wohld win in a fight and why is it ctommy
aliveburs answered:
see i feel like it’s definitely ctommy 1. bc cctommy’s experience with pvp in minecraft is Way better than his experience with pvp in rust 2. ctommy has gone through literal war while rtommy goes “gun please :D” and scams people with his brother (which tbf also a ctommy move BUT he can actually use the weapons he scams people for) and 3. i dont know any other innitsona so it’s just between these two really
Yeahg :((( R!Tommy would shoot him like a lane horse :((
tshirt that says SOMETIMES WHEN A CHARACTER’S ACTIONS DON’T MATCH THEIR WORDS IT ISN’T BAD WRITING IT’S A NUANCE THE AUDIENCE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PICKING UP ON
you’re haunted by the narrative because the narrative finds you to be a suitable candidate for The Horrors. Im haunted by the narrative bc the narrative finds me to be super hot and sexy. we are not the same
